JASON BRAVO

Lyrics

From THE WIZARD OF CLAUS: THE MUSICAL

SALLY and DRY CLEAN ONLY come upon a statue of THE WIZARD OF CLAUS. SALLY asks DRY CLEAN ONLY why the wizard statue is holding a shovel.
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THE FROZEN, MAGIC, UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL
(Music and lyrics by Jason Bravo)

DRY CLEAN ONLY
IT'S THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
UH UH HUH.

SALLY
What??!

DRY CLEAN ONLY
THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.

A LONG, LONG TIME AGO
THIS LAND WAS ONLY SNOW.
IT WAS DARK AND IT WAS REALLY SAD
AND EVERYBODY WOKE UP FEELING BAD.
A LONG, LONG HISTORY
OF GRAY-SKY MISERY
WAS THE WAY THAT IT HAD ALWAYS BEEN
IT WASN'T HEAVEN TO BE LIVING IN.

BUT THE WIZARD SAID "NO, NO, NO!
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
THIS WAY FOREVER."
HE SAID "NO, NO, NO!
I'M GONNA MAKE IT BETTER!"

CHILDREN'S CHORUS and DRY CLEAN ONLY
SO HE MADE THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
HE CARVED IT OUT OF ICE.
HE WOULD JUST SIT AND WHITTLE
LITTLE BY LITTLE.
HIS TOOL TO MAKE THIS PARADISE
WAS THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
HE CARVED IT WITH A CHISEL IN HIS HAND
TO MAKE THIS WINTER WONDERLAND.
UH UH HUH.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.

DRY CLEAN ONLY
BUT (AT FIRST) THE SHOVEL COULDN'T DO
WHAT HE WANTED TO
HE KNEW THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT
SO HE EXPERIMENTED EVERY NIGHT.
BUT NO MATTER WHAT HE TRIED
HE WAS NEVER SATISFIED.
'CAUSE THE MAGIC WOULDN'T
LAST FOR LONG.
IT HAD SOME POWER,
BUT IT WASN'T STRONG.

UNTIL HE SAID "YEAH. YEAH. YEAH!
I OVERLOOKED
THE OBVIOUS CONCLUSION."
HE SAID: "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
LOVE IS THE SOLUTION."

CHILDREN'S CHORUS and DRY CLEAN ONLY
HE MADE THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
HE CARVED IT OUT OF ICE.
HE WOULD JUST SIT AND WHITTLE
LITTLE BY LITTLE.
HIS TOOL TO MAKE THIS PARADISE
WAS THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
HE FILLED IT UP WITH
ALL THE LOVE HE COULD
AND THEN HE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD.

DRY CLEAN ONLY
HAPPY IS ALL HE EVER WANTED
EVERYONE TO BE.
SO WITH THE SHOVEL,
HE MADE IT BEAUTIFUL
FROM SEA TO PEPPERMINT SEA.
HE SPRINKLED MAGIC EVERYWHERE.
HE DID IT 'CAUSE HE CARED.

CHILDREN'S CHORUS and DRY CLEAN ONLY
HE MADE THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
HE CARVED IT OUT OF ICE.
HE WOULD JUST SIT AND WHITTLE
LITTLE BY LITTLE.
HIS TOOL TO MAKE THIS PARADISE
WAS THE FROZEN, MAGIC,
UN-MELTABLE SHOVEL.
HE FILLED IT UP WITH
ALL THE LOVE HE COULD
AND THEN HE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD.
UH UH HUH.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.
UH UH HUH.