JASON BRAVO

Lyrics

From THE WIZARD OF CLAUS: THE MUSICAL

We are introduced to the mischievous KRAMPUS and her two bumbling sidekicks, the ICE MITES. KRAMPUS has been destroying the Land of Claus little by little. But as we’ll find out, she has her reasons.
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A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY,
A LITTLE LESS NICE
(Music and lyrics by Jason Bravo)

KRAMPUS
I’VE FOUND YOU DON’T GET ANYWHERE
BEING SWEET AND UNDERSTANDING.
IT SEEMS YOU ONLY GET
THE THINGS YOU WANT
WHEN YOU’RE NASTY AND DEMANDING.

YOU GOTTA GRAB AT ALL
THE THINGS THAT YOU WANT
WITHOUT EVER ASKING PLEASE
‘CAUSE YOU KNOW
THAT IF YOU’RE ALWAYS THE HONEY,
YOU JUST GET STUNG BY ALL THE BEES.
YOU GOTTA BE--

A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY
AND A LITTLE LESS NICE.
LESS LIKE A BLANKET
AND MORE LIKE ICE.
I TRIED TO BEHAVE
AND DO THE THINGS THAT I SHOULD,
BUT BEING THAT WAY,
IT DIDN’T DO ME NO GOOD.
HE’S GOT HIS LITTLE LIST,
BUT HE FORGOT TO CHECK IT TWICE.
I’VE BEEN A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY
AND A LITTLE LESS NICE.

ICE MITES
SHE’S GOT A PLAN.
DON’T YOU GET IN HER WAY.
GET TO BACKIN’ IT UP.
DON’T IGNORE WHAT WE SAY.
SHE’S THOUGHT IT ALL OUT.
BETTER TAKE OUR ADVICE
‘CAUSE THE NAUGHTY’S THE WINNER.
THE LOSER’S THE NICE. (2X)

KRAMPUS
YOU MIGHT ASK HOW I GOT SO BAD,
LIKE A MAD DOG, ONLY MEANER.
IT TAKES A LITTLE ART AND A LITTLE SKILL
TO BECOME A MASTER SCHEMER.

I LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU’RE ON
THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW
IT’S JUST A PATH
GOIN’ ‘ROUND AND ‘ROUND.
AND THERE ARE JUST SO MANY TIMES
YOU GET WALKED ON
BEFORE YOU GET UP OFF THE GROUND.
I LEARNED TO BE--

A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY
AND A LITTLE LESS NICE.
LESS LIKE A BLANKET
AND MORE LIKE ICE.
I TRIED TO BEHAVE
AND DO THE THINGS THAT I SHOULD,
BUT BEING THAT WAY,
IT DIDN’T DO ME NO GOOD.
HE’S GOT HIS LITTLE LIST,
BUT HE FORGOT TO CHECK IT TWICE.
I’VE BEEN A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY
AND A LITTLE LESS NICE.

ICE MITES
SHE’S GOT A PLAN.
DON’T YOU GET IN HER WAY.
GET TO BACKIN’ IT UP.
DON’T IGNORE WHAT WE SAY.
SHE’S THOUGHT IT ALL OUT.
BETTER TAKE OUR ADVICE
‘CAUSE THE NAUGHTY’S THE WINNER.
THE LOSER’S THE NICE. (2X)

KRAMPUS
I WON’T GET CHARCOAL IN MY STOCKING.

ICE MITES
CHARCOAL IN HER STOCKING.

KRAMPUS
YOU-KNOW-WHO

KRAMPUS and ICE MITES
DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE.

KRAMPUS
HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN DOIN’.

ICE MITES
KNOW WHAT SHE’S BEEN DOIN’.

KRAMPUS and ICE MITES
WATCH OUT, GIRLS AND BOYS:

KRAMPUS
I’M GONNA BREAK ALL YOUR TOYS!

MILK AND COOKIES WON’T BE WAITING
ON THE MANTLE, NO, NO.
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON THE MISTLETOE
OH OH OH OH OH.
HO HO HO!

I LEANRED TO BE--

A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY
AND A LITTLE LESS NICE.
LESS LIKE A BLANKET,
MORE LIKE ICE.
I TRIED TO BEHAVE
AND DO THE THINGS THAT I SHOULD,
BUT BEING THAT WAY,
BEING THAT WAY,
BEING THAT WAY,
IT DIDN’T DO ME NO GOOD.

ICE MITES
SHE’S GOT A PLAN.
DON’T YOU GET IN HER WAY.
GET TO BACKIN’ IT UP.
DON’T IGNORE WHAT WE SAY.
SHE’S THOUGHT IT ALL OUT.
BETTER TAKE OUR ADVICE
‘CAUSE THE NAUGHTY’S THE WINNER.
THE LOSER’S THE NICE.
SHE’S GOT A PLAN.
DON’T YOU GET IN HER WAY.
GET TO BACKIN’ IT UP.
DON’T IGNORE WHAT WE SAY.

KRAMPUS
HE’S GOT HIS LITTLE LIST,
BUT HE FORGOT TO CHECK IT TWICE.
I’VE BEEN A LITTLE MORE NAUGHTY,
AND A LITTLE LESS NICE!